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"Peter Hucker" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
news:op.s2md08rowabk2w@blue.mshome.net...
> On Fri, 30 Dec 2005 21:54:11 -0000, Mr Pounder <Mr
<Pounder@rationalthought.com>> wrote:
>
> >
> > "Peter Hucker" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
> > news:op.s2luxiyrwabk2w@blue.mshome.net...
> >> On Fri, 30 Dec 2005 15:35:29 -0000, Mr Pounder <Mr
> > <Pounder@rationalthought.com>> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> > "Peter Hucker" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
> >> > news:op.s2khkkkjwabk2w@blue.mshome.net...
> >> >> On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 19:51:04 -0000, Mr Pounder <Mr
> >> > <Pounder@rationalthought.com>> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > I was getting bored with arguing & next months work has finally
got
> > to
> >> > me.
> >> >>
> >> >> Not sure that you need much preperation for your job - isn't it all
> >> > hands-on on the day?
> >> >
> >> > Some of the paperwork has incorrect address, none of it has postcodes
or
> >> > telephone numbers, most of it requires an interpreter to read it.
> >>
> >> Paperwork from the authorities or the places themselves?
> >
> > Authorities?
> > The paperwork is from the last contractor; he was dangerous, very
dangerous.
>
> I thought you were checking on the safety of various sites. Who gives you
your orders?

Orders?
I do not receive orders.
>
> > An example from years ago was ......... Sunday Sight - Hexham.
> > I found it, no internet, no satnav.
> > It took me 5 hours.
>
> I told you to get an i3.

Did they exist 5 years ago?
>
> >> >> > Usually I have only a couple of hours per evening to spare for
> >> >> > entertainment.
> >> >> > {Looks at headers}
> >> >> > The world is full of dickheads.
> >> >>
> >> >> On this we shall agree. But we'll disagree on which people are the
> >> > dickheads.
> >> >
> >> > 98%?
> >>
> >> I'd say 90.
> >
> > Can we agree on 96%?
>
> My 90 is +/- 10.

+6

Mr Pounder
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> Roger is a hard worker, and he spends most of his nights bowling or
playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife decides that he needs to relax a
little and take a break from sports, so she takes him to a strip club.
> The doorman at the club spots them and says "Hey Roger! How are you
tonight?"
> His wife, surprised, asks her husband if he has been here before. "No, no.
He's just one of the guys I bowl with."
> They are seated, and the waitress approaches, sees Roger and says "Nice to
see you, Roger. A gin and tonic as usual?"
> His wife's eyes widen. "You must come here a lot!"
> "No, no" says Roger "I just know her from volleyball."
> Then a stripper walks up to the table. She throws her arms around Roger
and says "Roger! A table dance as usual?"
> His wife, fuming, collects her things and storms out of the bar.
> Roger follows her and spots her getting into a cab, so he jumps into the
passenger seat. His wife looks at him, seething with fury and lets Roger
have it with both barrels.
> At this, the cabby leans over and says "Sure looks like you picked up a
bitch tonight, Roger!"